24 March 2015
Bizarre landslide story of the year: an image of Jesus appears in a landslide scar
Posted by Dave Petley
Jesus in a landslide scar
The Irish Mirror has what is probably the weirdest landslide story of the year to date – indeed this will take some beating! After a small landslide in the San Francisco area of Putumayo in Colombia a likeness of Jesus has appeared in the landslide scar. The newspaper reports that the apparition is attracting hundreds of visitors – enough to need the presence of the police to control the crowds.
This is the landslide scar:
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Personally, I’m unconvinced that the image is Jesus. I suspect that actually its the legendary footballer Jurgen Klinsmann:-
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Uncanny! Any other suggestions? Please send via the comments and I’ll post the best ones below.
So these are the best suggestions so far:
Tor Benjar suggests George Washington:
Gail suggests Vladimir Putin:
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Via twitter, Alicia laCross suggested Groot:
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Also via Twitter Cryptid suggested Zeus:
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Whilst via Twitter Ed Darrell suggested Glenn Frey of the Eagles:

http://blogs.mcall.com/lehighvalleymusic/2012/05/gabbing-with-glenn-frey-the-eagles-singerguitarist-talks-about-new-solo-disc-bands-future-.html
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And finally, Chicago News Bench suggested Oprah via Twitter (somewhat harsh perhaps?):
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Any more?
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608016053627781385&pid=15.1&P=0
This is a picture of George Washington’s Mt. Rushmore image. One rock looks like another.
Definitely Putin: http://theglobalstate.com/currentevents/putins-new-authoritarian-russia/
That is crazy that the landslide there was in San Francisco, Columbia because on January 5 1982 there was a landslide that killed 33 in San Francisco. This was the exact day of the 49 th anniversary of the beginning of the Golden Gate Bridge construction January 5 1933. This landslide also occurred on Marilyn Manson’s 13th birthday, the true antichrist. This is the same day Manson officially sold his soul to the devil. Manson turned 49 January 5th of this year. Read this if you want to know what no one else on earth knows. I have 100 percent proof Marilyn Manson is the antichrist
and that God will send Jesus here in the form of Superman to handle business
when he returns. In revelation 1:4 there are 7 letters to 7 churches.
Philadelphia is one of three churches named, the original capital and start of
the United States. This year Philly won their first super bowl in 2018.
Philadelphia to Canton Ohio is exactly 333
miles as the crow flies. Canton is where the football Hall of Fame is and is
also where Marilyn Manson the antichrist was born on January 5th 1969. Canton
Ohio to Chicago is exactly 333 miles
as the crow flies. Chicago is where Anton Lavey published the satanic Bible in
the same year Marilyn Manson was born, 1969.
That adds up to 666, this is the true root of the mark of the beast. I
figured this out because of 20 years of research and God putting me through a
gauntlet of religious happenings my entire life. The reason I figured out to
break the mark of the beast in half is because the number 333 has been
following me my entire life. 333 was even engraved on the ignition key of the
last Motorcycle before I bought it. Manson and Anton Lavey became friends and
they first met each other at Anton’s Laveys Black house which happened to be in
San Francisco. Now this is how I think Jesus will return as Superman. Robert Stroud the birdman of Alcatraz is
surprisingly one of God’s most special Angels. Robert published a book about
birds in 1933 that had to be
originally smuggled out of prison. After he died he was buried cross country in
Metropolis Illinois, the only city that is named after superman’s hometown.
Jerry Siegel of Cleveland Ohio who created Superman (another birdman) in 1933
died 33 years later on the birdman’s
birthday, January 28 1996. Metropolis Illinois to Fort Wayne Indiana is exactly
333 where I wrote the book American Wonderland, a book that once and for all
proves God and Jesus exists. This is my soul purpose on Earth is to prove God
and Jesus are 100 percent real before the end and Jesus comes back. If you add
up all three 333 mile lines it equals 999. There is only one picture in
existence that shows both Anton Lavey and Marilyn Manson together and above
them you can clearly see the number 999.
There was an incident the day after Carmelo Anthony led the Syracuse
Orangemen to their first NCAA championship over the Kansas Jayhawks in 2003 to
win their first NCAA title. This day I almost drowned where the St. Mary’s
meets the St. Joseph River to form the Miami River in Fort Wayne Indiana. This
is the day I walked the yellow brick road in real life and ended up meeting OZ
at St. I got out of the river bare foot
and later that day my friend gave me a pair of reddish orange echo shoes, which
is the same color as the Denver broncos. The shoes had the rhinoceros logo on
the side of then and later when I met a man who said his name is OZ at St.
Joseph hospital. OZ had the rhinoceros echo logo branded on his forearm, the
same size and shape of the shoes I was given that day. Ever since then I have had one biblical
happening after another. I haven’t aged since 2003 as well. If #23 Wayne Anthony would have not been
injured for the Kansas Jayhawks, Kansas most likely would have won that
Championship Game. Wayne Anthony had the
most success after that game and later won a title in the NBA with the Miami
heat, Wayne also founded a successful Christian foundation. Fort Wayne was
founded by Mad Anthony Wayne, this is Wayne Anthony’s name backwards. Johnny
Depp was one of God’s special Angels until he became best friends with Marilyn
Manson, they even have matching tattoos. If you ever watch the old 1962 movie
“the birdman of Alcatraz” the first bird Robert saves is a Sparrow he
names Jack. In pirates of the Caribbean, john plays Captain Jack Sparrow. The
reason I know so many things is because of all the things God has put me
through, and when I wrote about them it all came together like one huge puzzle.
This is all part of Gods awesome plan. God’s revelation story starts at Philly
where they filmed Rocky to Alcatraz “The Rock”, which both stands for
Peter the Rock, Jesus’s best friend. I was born January 27, 1980 and the
birdman of Alcatraz was born on January 28, 1890. The first day of construction
of the Golden Gate Bridge was started on January 5th 1933, Marilyn
Manson’s birthday. This is where the end will start, he’s either going jump off
or get baptized in the water underneath the bridge, his choice. Either way the
wicked witch is getting wet. To Get to Alcatraz you have to take a ferry at
Pier # 33. Notice how many times the number 33 keeps popping up just in this
story. 33 is a code God keeps putting in
front of us to remind us of Jesus. On January 5th 1982 there was a landslide in
San Francisco that killed 33 people in which they also had to shut down the
Golden Gate Bridge that day. That
landslide occurred on the exact day of the 49th
anniversary of the start of construction of the Golden Gate Bridge and is also
the same day Marilyn Manson turned 13 the same exact day Marilyn Manson sold
his soul to the devil. There is a reason
Marilyn Manson turned 49 this year,
and there is a reason he was born in Canton Ohio, the football hall of fame and
there is a reason the Philadelphia Eagles won this year, and there is a reason
The Golden state Warriors are going to win this year in Philadelphia. The
Golden State Warriors were originally the Philadelphia Warriors and won their
first championship in 1956 against the Ft. Wayne Pistons. God’s story spans
from Rocky in Philadelphia to the Rock in Alcatraz and both Rocks stand for
Peter “the Rock” Jesus’s best friend.
[And Kylie Minogue and I turned 50 within 2 days of each other. That cannot be a coincidence! D.]
you got me on my knees