Much of China was covered by a white haze today blocking spy satellites from seeing anything. Reports from the ground indicate that visibilities are so bad that CIA informants are no longer able to monitor many facilities.

NOTE: I wrote this just after 8 PM on the first not the second. That’s APRIL FIRST..hint! (The date tag uses GMT so it showed as April 2nd)

The State Dept. accused Bubba Brothers Coal Company in Mudville, WV today of selling technology to China to hide its cities and military installations from spy satellites. The view (from NASA Satellites) above shows how effective it has been, and shows evidence that North Korea is also involved.

The product being sold is called “Clean Coal Technology” and it gets its name because as the company says “You use this stuff and you CLEAN can’t see it from space, or even across the street for that matter”. The product involves the incineration of small black metamorphic rocks that the company has been making from the waste products involved in West Virginia’s mountain flattening product.

Citizens of West Virginia have long said that there state would be bigger than Texas if it was flat, and politicians have apparently been attempting to do just that. The Department of Environmental Regulation has denied they are funding the plan by selling illegal technology to China, but further comments were unavailable because both employees were on vacation, and the Department is only open on Friday’s from 9 to Noon. NASA satellite imagery late today shows the smoke now covering North Korea leading to rampant speculation that Bubba Brothers may have been selling the product to the communist regime in Pyongyang as well. Other sources were in doubt, and indicated that it may just be winds blowing the China smoke eastward.