14 August 2015

#FieldWorkFails

Posted by Jessica Ball

There’s been a hilarious meme on Twitter the past couple of weeks that follows in the footsteps of #OverlyHonestMethods: #FieldworkFail. If you’ve ever gone out in the field (i.e., not in a lab or office) to do your research, you know that there are many opportunities for things to go wrong. Particularly if you travel to remote locations, work with animals, or rely on finicky equipment to get the job done. (Or, in my case, when you work with volcanoes.) A number of media outlets picked up some of their favorite tweets, and I’m happy to say that two volcanologists made it on many of the lists: myself and Alison Graettinger, who’s a postdoc at the University at Buffalo.

Her tweet came with a great photo, too.

I should have included explanatory photos with mine. Here’s the boot-melting hike in Hawaii:

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In my defense, I didn’t TOTALLY melt the soles of the boots. They were still attached.

And I believe the end of the boot-shrinking hike (after I had already gotten them wet):

Hindsight helps NO ONE.

Hindsight helps NO ONE. (Photo probably courtesy of Chuck Bailey)

When I went to REI to replace those boots, I had a very serious conversation with a sales rep about how well Vibram stood up to high temperatures. (Shopping for field gear is pretty darn fun when you’re a volcanologist. “How hot can I get these boots before the soles melt? Do these respirators filter hydrogen sulfide? Is this helmet going to hold up if I hit it with a rock?”)

Lest anyone think that the #FieldWorkFail hashtag contains only the extremes of misfortune, let me assure you that fieldwork definitely doesn’t look like one of those Discovery Channel shows. There are lots of often funny ways that things can go pear-shaped. And of course, it’s important to document them with photos.

Sometimes the porters who are cutting the path ahead of you are a lot shorter than you are.

I'm not that tall for the US, but in Guatemala I'm definitely far over average.

I’m not that tall for the US, but in Guatemala I’m definitely far over average. (Photo courtesy of Eliza Calder)

....and if you're 6 foot or more, you're pretty much screwed.

….and if you’re 6 foot or more, you’re pretty much screwed. (Photo courtesy of Eliza Calder)

Occasionally your field vehicle encounters serious rocks.

You really don't want to hear that kind of horrible squealing coming from your brakes.

You really don’t want to hear horrible squealing coming from your brakes.

But it is REALLY embarassing when it turns out this was what got caught in the disc.

But it is REALLY embarrassing when it turns out this was what got caught in the disc.

You shouldn’t necessarily trust your advisor when he says “it looks shallower over there.”

Shallower is a relative term anyway.

Shallower is a relative term anyway. (Photo definitely courtesy of Chuck Bailey)

It’s really, really important to wear gloves on lava flows.

Liberal application of whiskey sort of works as a painkiller, but no one ever wants to have glass picked out of their palms. (Photo and caption courtesy of Chuck Bailey)

Liberal application of whiskey sort of works as a painkiller, but no one ever wants to have glass picked out of their palms. (Photo and caption courtesy of Chuck Bailey)

Choosing your outcrops carefully is also a consideration for pleasant field-tripping.

We definitely freaked out the engineer on this one. And a hunk of coal hit me in the arm.

We definitely freaked out the engineer on this one. And a hunk of coal hit me in the arm.

And sometimes, even if you are tough geologists, it’s worth it just to give up when the weather insists on obscuring the pertinent features in your mapping area.

But hey, we got a snow day!

Mapping coastal plain sediments really doesn’t work when they’re covered in snow. (Photo courtesy of Chuck Bailey. Gee, I’m noticing a pattern of #FieldWorkFails on Chuck’s trips…)

For those who are interested in curated lists of the most glorious #fieldworkfails, here’s all the media coverage I could find:

It’s hard to beat “I accidentally glued myself to a crocodile”, TBH.