28 October 2011
I get comments…
Posted by Jessica Ball
Usually the spam comments I get are the usual – trying to advertise or sell something or interest me in services of a sexual/pharmaceutical nature. But sometimes I get things that are, shall we say, bizarre. This one, I had to share:
Super volcano eruptions bring Ice Ages-http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2048432/Secret-volcanic-super-eruptions-happen-100k-years-unlocked.html
Glacials start with volcanic clouding:
Νοw quakes – volcanic activity – cloud cover – storms – floods rise, as happened just before world-devastating 5year 1815-20 Tambora volcanic winter and during most of the Little Ice Age, that provoked the cannibalic COLLAPSE of deforestating Mayas, Aztecs, Incas…If altruist rescuers coordinate, humankind may revive truce and mutual-aid to AVERT next ice age!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nvSG3nbwTJU/TikXuPeac1I/AAAAAAAAAvg/gQthSGp13JQ/s1600/volcanic+crater+cap+2.jpg.We immediately must test the proposal to AVERT volcanic winter through crater-caps/grids hold by zeppelins over extra active volcanoes to prevent ash ejection to the stratosphere: the begining of every ice age. Alternatively, we can bomb them with NO nuclear weapons.
OPEN PUBLIC DIALOGUE, DECENTRALIZATION and GLOBAL AFFORESTATIONS offer food and wood, promote mutual-aid and prevent cannibalism.
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Um. Yeah.
I think what the commenter is advocating is putting hats on volcanoes using blimps so we don’t have ice ages and cannibalize each other, but bombing the volcanoes (not with nuclear weapons) may also be involved.
(By the way, don’t read the comments on the DailyMail article the commenter mentions. Really.)
This is what happens when you take the Daily Mail as a reliable source of scientific understanding.
I’ll one-up you:
(ahem…)
Evidence !
We want evidence!
Most, if not all of you go along with the idea that space goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever etc.
We want evidence! (you don’t really have any)
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E=MC2
We must get beyond E=MC2.
It says matter and energy are the same thing.
What is that?
We must get beyond E=MC2.
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Space Ends
Does space go on forever,
or does space end?
There is a “big” difference between those two ideas?
If space goes on forever any way you go, space does not have a shape.
If space ends any way you go, then space can take a shape.
Space can take a shape, if space ends.
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The universe.
Most people like to believe that the universe is like all the stars and planets in space.
That’s not the universe.
That’s pretty much the matter and energy part.
The universe is all the matter energy time and space.
Much more then all the stars and planets in space,
the universe is really all the past present and future.
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Heaven
Father, Son, Holy Spirit, The Trinity!
Father, Son, Holy Spirit, The Trinity, three people one God.
Father, Son, Holy Spirit, The Trinity, you , me everyone else perfectly assembled into The Trinity, that’s heaven forever.
Where there is time no longer, is to experience all time , that’s being omni-present (Revelation 10;6) KJV
A day is as a thousand years and a thousand years as a day. If one experiences all time for a day or a thousand years the
experience is the same. That’s being omni-present. (2nd Peter 3;8)
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The rapture.
The rapture is to be properly announced before it happens.
The mystery of revelation 10;7 must be completed, that is how the rapture is to be properly announced, the mystery of revelation
10;7 must be completed.
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“Time no longer”
That is not the destruction of time. That describes the experience of all time, being omni-present.
Revelation 10;6 KJV
A day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day.
If one experiences all time, for a day or a thousand years the experience is the same, that’s omni-present
2nd Peter 3;8
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Revelation Chapter 10 KJV
verse 6 ” there should be time no longer”
verse 7 ” the mystery of God should be finished”
Verse 6 is the rapture, because that is the only way to have time no longer, that’s being omni-present.
Verse 7 the mystery is finished, completed, accomplished, then the rapture happens, there will be time no longer
The other versions of the bible say verse 6 says there is no delay, but the KJV says “there is time no longer”, time is not
destroyed, time is totally experienced. Time no longer, that’s being omni-present with the experience of all time, all the time ,
omni-present is time no longer. Ask God what time it is and He would probably say, “It is all time.”
Time no longer, time no longer, time no longer, that’s being omni-present. KJV
With God there is no time because He experiences all time all the time, that’s being omni-present, but verse 6 is talking about
time no longer for you and me. There shall be time no longer, omni-present, the only way for that to happen is the rapture.
For everybody who believes.
The mystery of revelation 10;7 must be completed.
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Everything we do
is to be an expression
of our Love.
The new law.
The new testament – covenant.
The old law.
The old testament – covenant.
The ten commandments.
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Praise God
From whom all Blessing flow.
Praise Him all creatures here below.
Praise Him above all heavenly hosts.
Praise Farther Son and Holy Ghost.
Amen
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Nice, eh? Got that one via email the week before GSA – I included it in my talk as an example of the downsides of blogging.
Wow. My brain just kind of went “durrr…”.
I’m doing a talk at AGU about the challenges & rewards of blogging…perhaps I’ll do something similar and mention my crazy commenter as one of the “challenges”. Ought to get a laugh at least!
The second I started reading that, I knew when I would scroll down to read the rest that it would devolve into religious nonsense.
Umm, so what happened to Jon Hunstman?
On a much longer timescale, volcanic effects played a large role in interdecadal climate change of the Little Ice Age. Prof. Alan Robock. http://climate.envsci.rutgers.edu/pdf/ROG2000.pdf
Scientists find possible trigger for volcanic “super-eruptions”
The eruption of super-volcanoes dwarfs the eruptions of recent volcanoes and can trigger planetary climate change by inducing Ice Ages and other impacts.
http://oregonstate.edu/ua/ncs/archives/2011/oct/scientists-find-possible-trigger-volcanic-%E2%80%9Csuper-eruptions%E2%80%9D-0
Geez, man. I never get weirdo comments. Not even when I posted multiple times per fortnight. I must be doing something wrong.
Ahaha, its snowing here, so I’m kinda miserable. That post made my day.
Give it to your undergrads, they should be able get a couple good papers out of that comment.
hi jessica, this is anil from saudi arabia. i am an indian engineer working in saudi. i am a science enthusiast with interest in ‘the internal heat of earth’. while scanning the blogospace on AGU, i saw your blog where i learnt about your expertize on volcanos. i have been searching for an answer to the question about the source(s) of internal heat of earth. i consider myself a layman on the subject but still wish to exchange my thoughts with you. so to start with could you please let me know in nutshell what are the various hypotheses on the source(s) of internal heat of earth.I have read some basic literature on the subject and would like to get reassured that whatever i know is not too much out of place. hope you will find the interest and time to communicate with me on this topic. look forward to your reply.thanks. anil
It reads very much like the sides of Dr. Bronner’s soap bottles. . . . .